ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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silversarcasm:

my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight

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didactically:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’


I’m totally using “no incest” and “no beastiality”. “No hetero” I say to my female friends.

didactically:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

I’m totally using “no incest” and “no beastiality”. “No hetero” I say to my female friends.

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Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

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jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

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18th Century Back in Fashion at Versailles 
"Marie-Antoinette Meets Vivienne Westwood"
Pierre Balmain Haute Couture SS 1954

18th Century Back in Fashion at Versailles 

"Marie-Antoinette Meets Vivienne Westwood"

Pierre Balmain Haute Couture SS 1954

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